[S. Rockwood, MI] Trasha White, lead singer of a local rock band (whose name is too vulgar for us to print) as well as notorious home abortionist, was found dead yesterday in her single-wide trailer in the city of South Rockwood. Police and paramedics were called to the scene by White's mother (and band mate) when she found her daughter unresponsive in her recliner.
"I tried waking her up - to tell her Judge Judy was on - and she didn't respond. I thought she was just drunk or maybe took a few painkillers, but no - she was dead!" Said Bonnie White, while holding her infant granddaughter Starla, the only surviving child of Trasha White.
Memorial services for White, who had recently been released from the hospital after being in a near-fatal car bombing, will be held at the Memphis Lounge in Warren, Michigan - a tavern that White had frequented when she was living.
"I can't believe she's gone - she was one of a kind," Said a saddened male patron of the Memphis Lounge, who wished to remain nameless. "Her talent went far beyond her singing and she'll be missed."
White's twin brother (whose name is too vulgar for us to print) was unable to be reached for comment regarding his sister's untimely passing. Police do not know whether or not he is a suspect or what the actual cause of death was. Details are forthcoming.
